There's a pattern? Who's next?

I just watched Final Destination. 

And decided to start reviewing, no not reviewing, but commenting and giving a verdict on movies. 

I've watched a lot of movies and will attempt to related some movie I have scene to my actual life experience (horrid pun).

Final Destination is about some airplane-phobic kid who has a vision of an airplane crashing just after takeoff while he is learning about the intricacies of the seat belt during boarding. He freaks out, gets tossed off the plane along with several other people, then has a series of premonitions about the imminent deaths of his fellow survivor classmates (the plane actually blows up shortly after takeoff). Thinking he can cheat death, he "finds" a pattern in the deaths by scrawling a zagging line through the seating chart of the plane following some electrical line that, if activated, blows up the plane (poor plane design).  Some odd force that is not explained causes everything horrid to go wrong (like the scene at the beginning of Naked Gun with OJ...see below). Some die, some don't.

Review Rating: 5/10

Pros: blood effects, Ali Larter

Cons: Ali Larter, comically bad acting, crappy plot

So to relate this to my life...

During the entire movie, you should note that nobody is studying for philosophy. I'm sure you can make the connection.

OJ hitting the wet paint makes me smile every time.